Tight on money? Want the best bang for your buck? We've got your back with our premium yet shockingly affordable servers.
there's none!
advinservers
$16/month
other providers
$100/month+
we're really not joking
We run our company very tightly. Maximizing our resources and minimizing our costs. For all that work, we can pass the savings on to you.
Terminal
Thank you for choosing Advin Servers!
root@advinservers.com:~# ./benchmark
Running benchmark......
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too fucking fast
root@advinservers.com:~# echo "will code this later"
but, still, how are you selling them so damn cheap?
oh, that's easy...
Unlike other providers, we make little profit off of our low prices. So there is no secret sauce, just a strong commitment to affordability.
advinservers
operating costs
low profit margin
other providers
operating costs
too much!
damn it, you're such a stubborn oblivious prick. anyways, hope this helps!
"shitty long ass support bruh. i expect instant response times for dirt cheap prices."
Christopher average customer
"@fro check ticket #09458"
Jose Santiago broken english speaker
"are you interested in learning about our lord and savior jesus crist?"
The Pope self-explanatory
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